Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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