Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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