I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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