I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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