Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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