i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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