I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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