i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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