You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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