can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
