So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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