No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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