Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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