So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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