I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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