so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
