thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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