This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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