but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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