I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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