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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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