I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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