i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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