Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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