i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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