he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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