Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
