There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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