we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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