Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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