why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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