Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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