North Korea, Best Korea!
She said her name was "party"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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