"it" just moved
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
