dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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