Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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