That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
NoShamevember. You game?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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