my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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