I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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