After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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