You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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