Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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