don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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