Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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