The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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