That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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