You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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