It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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