One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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