I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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