i think my mom watched the whole time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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