only if we run a train.
done.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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