Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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